We spent $1 billion spraying it on our face to watch it evaporate. The dewy-skin economy is selling us a $95 bottle of water and drying us out in the process.
I have a few friends who like the Evian spritz…actually all gay men, hmmm. I tell them to keep it away from me. No dewy look here!
Amy you can let them know there are so many $$$ options out there they must try!
I kept waiting for this to be satire... wowza. There are some truly genius marketers out there.
Sorry I couldn't deliver on the satire - all real.
Bonkers: I'm still scraping my jaw off the floor that face mists are a thing.
LOL I’m so laughing…and totally with you!
No illusions - sounds like a great newsletter name! I'm just off to mist and dehydrate my face. 🤣
So funny! And I'll definitely subscribe to "no illusions" -- I'd even wear the t-shirt
Brilliant idea 👕
I have a few friends who like the Evian spritz…actually all gay men, hmmm. I tell them to keep it away from me. No dewy look here!
Amy you can let them know there are so many $$$ options out there they must try!
I kept waiting for this to be satire... wowza. There are some truly genius marketers out there.
Sorry I couldn't deliver on the satire - all real.
Bonkers: I'm still scraping my jaw off the floor that face mists are a thing.
LOL I’m so laughing…and totally with you!
No illusions - sounds like a great newsletter name! I'm just off to mist and dehydrate my face. 🤣
So funny! And I'll definitely subscribe to "no illusions" -- I'd even wear the t-shirt
Brilliant idea 👕