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Gwyneth’s Castoffs: I Won’t Be Wearing to the Met Gala

There’s no better combo than couture and controversy

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Rani Monson
Feb 27, 2026
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What a week for fashion! Gwyneth Paltrow is selling her castoffs to us poor paupers. And you can smell the anxiety in the air over what to wear to this year’s Met Gala, now that the theme is known. There’s no better combo to consider with your Cosmo than couture and controversy.

So let’s undress this mess, shall we?

Gwynnies Goods Going Gone Girl

Don’t let the puff piece in Vogue fool you, where they practically suggest the Goop goddess is doing us all a favor by allowing us access to her excess. It was so busy oozing all over her, it glossed over the fact only a portion of the “proceeds” will go to the charity World Central Kitchen.

Gwyneth’s Castoffs: I Won’t Be Wearing to the Met Gala
Photo by Charlota Blunarova on Unsplash
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