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Gwyneth’s Castoffs: I Won’t Be Wearing to the Met Gala

There’s no better combo than couture and controversy

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Rani Monson
Feb 27, 2026
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What a week for fashion! Gwyneth Paltrow is selling her castoffs to us poor paupers. And you can smell the anxiety in the air over what to wear to this year’s Met Gala, now that the theme is known. There’s no better combo to consider with your Cosmo than couture and controversy.

So let’s undress this mess, shall we?

Gwyneth’s Castoffs: I Won’t Be Wearing to the Met Gala
There’s no better combo to consider wi…
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