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Sayonara, Slop Bowl

Portions are shrinking, prices are rising, and the founder of Chipotle is already out. So are we.

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Rani Monson
May 28, 2026
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If the person who invented the thing has moved on, maybe we should too.
We've got 44,000 fast casual restaurants and nothing to eat
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