Retail Therapy is where our time & money go
Join Laurel Cummings of Free Puppies and me for The Return Window.
Live Thursday, Nov. 5 at 1:15 PM Central
The Return Window is what happens next: what we have to get rid of
Two days after the midterms, we’ll all have thoughts. Bring yours.
Here’s what I don’t know: what Laurel is bringing. I never do — that’s the fun part. She’ll share her rejects and regrets. Together, we’ll all find out what she thought they would do for her.
That’s The Return Window: how we deal with everything Substack told us we needed.
Three segments
Live
17 minutes
Return Window: the rejects we wasted time and money on and now have to get rid of. Consider this a public service announcement to our future selves.
Final Sale: the shit we’re stuck with. No returns, no exchanges. Not even the annoying store credit that forces you to buy something else you don’t want. No matter how it came to be, we’re all paying for it. Lately, it’s mostly politics. You were warned.
Keepers: anything bringing us delight.
Want you know what you’re in for? Check out Laurel’s 3 Keepers and a Regret. Then book yourself as “not available” so you can join us live.
Join Radio, the receipts, Laurel and me to work our way through the regrets. You bring your commentary and cocktails.
When life stops making sense, we shop go live on Substack. More soon.
