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What I'm Still Not Wearing to the Met Gala

The Mayor is boycotting. Protesters left urine. Radio has thoughts on his outfit.

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May 04, 2026
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At the end of February, the theme Fashion is Art was announced for tonight’s Met Gala, putting forth the dress code to the elites. That’s when I started to ponder what I’d wear and who would dress me, if I were to attend.

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