Elections, Halloween, voting, Miss Piggy, candy, American history, Canada, citizenship and teeth whitening.
Writer and performer Jennie Egerdie joins me for The Return Window: the things we’re stuck with, the ones we’d send back, and what it costs us.
We get into becoming a US citizen right in time for a tariff war with Canada, tiny hands and feet as a final-sale item, insurance as haggling by design, grocery-store ethics spirals, and what success actually feels like.
What’s the final-sale thing you’re stuck with? Tell me in the comments.
Our Recommendations:
Jennie Egerdie says Crest Whitestrips are a waste - don’t bother. I’m currently a fan of Marvis whitening mint toothpaste in a cool silver tube, which reminds me of an Airstream. My first tube is nearly empty and I’ll be ordering a second.
Jennie also recommended Molasses Kisses — they’re her favorite sweet treat. I’ve never had one. Who wants to share?
















