Return Window: The Rejects
The things I spent my money on and now spend my time boxing up to send away. I want them gone and my money back. Consider this my public service announcement in response to all the stuff Substack told us to buy. I’m not naming the people, just the products.


Final Sale: The Shit We’re Stuck With
No returns, no exchanges. Not even the annoying store credit that forces you to buy something you don’t want. Some of it I bought. The rest we’re all just paying for. Lately, it’s mostly politics. You were warned.


Check out Andrea Linett wearing the “financially responsible” version from Zara. Since she first shared this I watched the page diligently, awaiting it’s arrival in the hopes of snagging it. Nope - it went from not available to sold out.
Keepers: What’s bringing us delight
I won’t name the people whose stuff I’m returning. I’ll absolutely name the ones who got it right.


When life stops making sense, we shop. More soon.











