The Return Window with Rani
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The Return Window with Rani
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You’ve seen the unboxing and the haul videos. This isn’t that. I’m not going to ask you to spend your free time oohing and ahhing over someone else’s stuff. Especially when they didn’t even pay for.
Return Window: the rejects. The things I spent my money on and now spend my time boxing up to send away. I want them gone and my money back. Consider this my public service announcement in response to all the stuff Substack told us to buy. I’m not naming the people, just the products.
Final Sale: the shit we’re stuck with. No returns, no exchanges. Not even the annoying store credit that forces you to buy something you don’t want. Some of it I bought. The rest we’re all just paying for. Lately, it’s mostly politics. You were warned.
Keepers: what’s bringing us delight. I won’t name the people whose stuff I’m returning. I’ll absolutely name the ones who got it right.
Join Radio, the return labels and me to work our way through the boxes of regrets and get them hauled away.
When life stops making sense, we shop. More soon.
