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Sayonara, Slop Bowl

3 Keepers & a Regret: Lindsay Sword

Yes, It's on Sale. That's Not the Point.

Trump Bought Sushi Stock. Hello Kitty Is the Reason.

How Q-tips Got Into Our Ears

AMA on Our Ears w/ Dr. Angela John

Substack Live: AMA on Our Ears

I Stress-Tested the NeeDoh. I Won But Am Not Okay.

The Best $180 I Ever Spent Went Into My Ears

What I'm Still Not Wearing to the Met Gala

We Worked 108 Days for Free

It’s OK If I Go to Hell for Buying Books on Amazon

I Paid My Taxes. Elon Didn't.

The War in Iran Is Coming for Your Retail Therapy

The 1 Thing Missing From Your Annual Review

Nobody Had This On Their Bingo Card for Coachella

Diamonds Are Forever. Prices Are Not.

Next OpenAI Gong Show: Buying Tech Talk Show TBPN

Our 'Work' Appearance: When It Helps Us Fit In vs. Stand Out -- Amy Jo Benavides & Rani Monson

I Was Told the Only Cashmere I Owned Looked Like a Sweatshirt

He Said It 'Looked Like Me,' Now I Own Six

They Took Away the One Thing Getting Me Through the Week

Live with Rani Monson: watches!

Can Someone Explain the Appeal of Quince?

Save $ on Procedures & Products for National Chemical Peel Day

Daylight Savings Sucks for Us But Good for Business

A Closeup on our Brows: the $ We Spend on the Pair Framing Our Face

Do We Trust Military, Gov’t Not to Spy on US?

Gwyneth’s Castoffs: I Won’t Be Wearing to the Met Gala

Use Claude: Pentagon Pissed About Woke AI; Anthropic Faces Firing Squad Friday

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Stephen Colbert Said So: Free Speech Threatened

Why Mattress Sale are Synonymous with President’s Day

It's Personal: 1st Amendment Threats

A $35 Lulu Gift Card Cost Me $34 & 3 Trips to the Mall

$749 on 3 Gym Headphones

Super Bowl Edition: Commercials & Music Only

Skip 'Black Rabbit' & ‘His & Hers’

How to Make a Memory on Valentine’s Day / Galentine’s Day

The Cure, The Beckhams, liver treats, protein powder & fake jeans

🔊6-hour Anti ICE Anthems playlist

Taylor Swift nod: Dear Evernote ‘We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together’

How to Break Up with a Book

Dance So Bob Weir Can RIP

Knocked My Socks On